Police on KohTao have changed strategy in their search for the killers of two British back-packers on the island last week,

Police Major-General Woodunnit Aidunno told press they were now searching for two suspects and no-longer seeking one suspect with two left feet.

I don’t always get food poisoning here, and when I do it’s often quite mild.

**** – Highly recommended.

In compliance with Dear Uncle’s advice on the wearing of provocative beachwear that may send non-Thais in Thailand into homicidal frenzies, the Ministry of Botched Tourism has issued guidelines for appropriate apparel on Thailand’s beaches.